"Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." - Robin Williams
"When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to." - Helen Rowland
"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house." - Zsa Zsa Gabor
"American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced" - Elinor Glyn
"The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money" - Johnny Carson
"A divorcee is a women who got married so she didn't have to work, but now works so she doesn't have to get married." - Anna Magnani
"When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to." - Helen Rowland
"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house." - Zsa Zsa Gabor
"American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced" - Elinor Glyn
"The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money" - Johnny Carson
"A divorcee is a women who got married so she didn't have to work, but now works so she doesn't have to get married." - Anna Magnani
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Robin Williams' sense of humor is the best! That was funny! Hahaha
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