Dad Quotes

A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
- Unknown quote

My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
- Peter De Vries quote

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
- Spike Milligan quote

To her the name of father was another name for love.
- Fanny Fern quote

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.
- Ernest Hemingway quote

My father only hit me once - but he used a Volvo.
- Bill Cosby quote

My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
- Spike Milligan quote

I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet"
- Rodney Dangerfield quote

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.'
-Unknown quote

My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.
-Unknown quote

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?
-Unknown quote

"Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world' problems?"
-Calvin & Hobbes quote

Dad Quotes